Condor PMV Maker - Make a Porn Music Video from your own library with synced funscripts in minutes (v1.58 UPDATE: Enhanced funscripts, TTS Voices, Text Overlays, & More)

Condor PMV Maker :clapper_board:

This is the tool I use to make every Condor PMV. Give it a folder of clips and a song, and it builds a finished, beat-synced PMV, with a matching single or multi-axis funscript if you want one.

Example Outputs

How It Works

  1. Add your clips and a song. It finds the beat and the song’s quiet parts, build-ups and drops.

  2. Choose your style, or let it pick for each part of the song.

  3. Preview, swap any shot you don’t like, and export.

What’s Inside

  • :musical_note: Cuts on the beat. Quiet parts hold longer and drops hit harder.

  • :brain: Smart clip picking. It matches clip motion to the music, skips black screens and text, and prefers shots with people in them.

  • :sparkles: 67 transitions, 67 effects and 11 colour grades, plus a screen pump that bounces on the beat.

  • :framed_picture: Layouts: single screen, side by side, triptych or a 2×2 grid, changing with the music if you like.

  • :level_slider: Funscripts that match the video: stroke plus surge, sway, twist, roll and pitch.

  • :crossed_swords: Vs. mode: two folders go head to head, with split-screen face-offs, a neon laser divider and a showdown ending.

  • :label: Tags: tag your clips and build an edit from any mix of tags across all your folders.

  • :robot: AI tools that run on your own PC:

    • describe a theme and it finds matching clips;

    • it cuts long videos into short clips;

    • it tags clips automatically.

  • :repeat_button: Endless variations. Every export is repeatable, or roll a fresh cut from the same clips with one click.

  • :high_voltage: Fast export on NVIDIA graphics cards.

Notes

Private by design: your clips never leave your computer.

Requirements: a 64-bit Windows PC with about 5 GB of free space. An NVIDIA graphics card is recommended, but not required.

Access: included with the Creator Tier and above.
Download the installer, sign in with your Patreon account, and you’re ready to go.

Thanks and I look forward to seeing what’s made with it!

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Get It Here:

https://www.patreon.com/CondorPMV/posts/condor-pmv-maker-170467948 :eagle:

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Made a quick video overview for funsies. :slight_smile:

Hi all!

First, thank you to everyone who have already downloaded Condor PMV Maker!
I can’t wait to see what you make with it!

Second, it was brought to my attention that there was a bug in the Patreon API sign in flow that, in certain instances, may have prevented you from signing in.

I’ve uploaded a patched build here:
https://www.patreon.com/CondorPMV/posts/update-condor-v1-170802970

All current Creator supporters, please check your DMs
Regardless of whether or not you experienced an issue, I’ve sent you all a code for an additional 7 days of use that can be redeemed at any point.

Once again, thank you for your support!

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Cool software. Do i have to be a patreon sub as long as i want to use the software? Or can i just pay once.

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Currently its just a benefit for supporters, but I’ve had one or two other people ask me that and I’m thinking about doing a pay-once and own it forever type deal.

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Suddenly I can’t log in to verify anymore. it says my tier isn’t creator but I am a creator sub. worked fine the past two days now it’s giving this issue

When I dropped the tier pricing down to $11.99 today it fell below the original entitlement check, sincere apologies. It’s been updated on the server and if you log in again you should be all set.

Very sorry for the trouble!

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Condor PMV Maker v1.58

Enhanced Funscripts, New Transitions, Text & Voice Overlays with Qwen3-T


Script Enhancements

Script intensity dropdown with five levels

  • Gentle: shallow and unhurried

  • Steady: middle ground

  • Strong: deeper, ends on the drops

  • Hard: mostly full strokes

  • Relentless: no let-up

Beat craft + library motifs

A new source that borrows real phrasing from the training data and plays it at a speed your device can actually follow. Strokes change depth inside the bar, so the result reads as phrased rather than metronomic.

A “Rhythm from” slider

A new slider that you can set to inform how much the picture should nudge where strokes land without changing how hard the script works. Leave it off and nothing changes from before.

Early testing is already producing markedly better funscript results. I rescripted one on my earlier videos,Skylar Mae, to help highlight the differences which you can see in the image.


** Effects & Transitions **

Nine-panel belt

A new transition option using nine panels that cross one after another at a steady pace (works well for songs with a building tempo). Still a few glitches to work out but its shaping up nicely.


New Features

Text Overlays

Text overlays of short lines over the video that land on downbeats. The app already knows where the bars are and what the music is doing, so the words follow it. Lines punch bigger and run back-to-back on drops, and sit back during breaks.

There’s a built-in phrase bank, you can add your own, or you can use only your own. Pick the text and outline colors, set the opacity, and choose where it sits:

  • Center Punch

  • Lower Third

  • Corner Tag

Spoken Lines (TTS)

Switch it on and the same lines get read aloud, landing on the same beat they appear on, with the music ducking underneath so the words sit over the track instead of fighting it.

You can describe the voice you want in plain words, e.g.,

“a breathy young woman speaking close to the mic, low and unhurried”

Or pick from nine preset voices, or clone a voice from a few seconds of audio.

Ten languages supported:

  • English

  • Chinese

  • Japanese

  • Korean

  • German

  • French

  • Russian

  • Portuguese

  • Spanish

  • Italian

Note:
The voice model (Qwen3-TTS) downloads the first time you use it (about 4.5 GB) and is kept on your PC after that, so the installer isn’t any bigger and reinstalling won’t re-download it. First export with voice on takes a few minutes longer; after that it’s quick.

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You can grab Condor PMV Maker here:
https://www.patreon.com/CondorPMV

And see what it creates here:


As always, thank you for your support!
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I was going to just try out the video tier but for the new price I figured I’d give it a shot on Linux. It works without problem from the short testing I’ve done. Looks pretty cool. Time to collect clips haha.

Is this tool coded with AI?