Melody stroker [delayed until 2026, OP not seen since september]

…from what i’ve read on the forums they’re going for a Handy killer. Open API, BT, funscripts, definitely not locked to SLR, belt driven, powerful and quiet. Oh, and fixing mounts build in underneath. No idea how accessible it is, that hasn’t come up yet.

Until i get my hands on one, or hear different, i’m gonna assume that’s the case, and if it isn’t, i’ll cry scammer like i love to do, but for the sake of teledildonics in general, from a non-partisan viewpoint, i really hope they get this one right. Handy’s three years old now, FunSR1 has proved the belt tech is superior, i wanna machine that has the power, but is also plug and play and doesn’t turn up as a Meccano set…

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There is a button dedicated to connect to SLR, and only SLR.
Not ‘Connect to Your favorite service’.

…correct, if i was making a wank machine, and had my own streaming service with haptic support, i’d make sure the machine had a dedicated button for said streaming service for two reasons.

One, it keeps your loyal in house crowd happy, they get a button to push that’s all their own button, everyone loves a button.
Two, anyone who’s not using SLR gets to mourn over the fact they have a useless button on their machine, and will probably go over to SLR at least once to see what all the fuss is about.

Are you worried that there might not be enough dedicated buttons on the device? Do you think it needs more…?

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We all want a device that is BOTH quieter AND faster than The Handy, but it’s more realistic to just request a slow stealth mode & loud fast mode be selectable.

One overlooked potential feature is sleeve pitch to accommodate dick curvature; ~20% of men have a curved dick.

As for new axis, some scriptable Z movement (so, grinding) wouldn’t be all that difficult to implement into a small form factor.

Don’t forget switches if there is going to be buttons at this party.
More lights if it is the the budget l… courtesy light it sounds odd but maybe useful

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Pretty sure SLR can build anything it’s just the market they are trying to fill how much $$$ will be spent on sextec. Have yet to see a device cross 1k but it must be on the way if don’t purchase this product save your money SLR build something bigger and make it do everything but the dishes that part is extra

i think i saw on slr forum a video comparing this with the handy, and it was quite a bit more accurate to the script playing and extremely quiet. Im very intriguiged to get this as it does indeed look like a handy killer.

Only thing im worried about is serviceability. Like once my keon died post warranty it became worthless. major advantage of like osr2, anything breaks easy to buy and replace the part. This new stroker not sure will able to self repair, so that might be a compromise for such a great device in every other aspect

…needs nanobots.

i’m dubious as well that it’ll be put together in a particularly serviceable way, it’s one of the many things that would add to overall cost of goods, and SLR have recently proclaimed rather embarrassingly that actually owning things is a relic from the Stone Age or something equally trite, so yeah, i’m not holding my breath on that one. And nobody’s said anything about it yet…

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Any info on this? :eyes:

Coming August 2025 - they still have few hours left in some time zones. :sweat_smile:
Seems to me though that someone was just thinking big in delusions of grandeur… :man_shrugging:

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Let’s see what happens

Should I rename thread to “Ultimate Stroker Not Coming” until we hear back from OP?
:rofl:

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Hey everyone,

We know many of you were waiting for news in August — and you’re right, August is behind us. Our team is currently on-site at the factory testing and fine-tuning the pre-production samples. We did aim for August originally, but made the call not to rush deadlines at the expense of quality.

In the second half of September we’ll share updated plans and a proper roadmap. What I can already say is: expect pre-orders with all the details to go live around November–December, and we’re aiming for Melody to reach you right as 2026 kicks off.

Thanks for the hype and the patience — it really keeps us motivated here at the factory! :rocket:

I gotta ask as it hasn’t been asked/mentioned yet…what is the return policy looking to be like?
14 Day Trial period? Then after that if it breaks within x amount of time replacement parts will be sent for free? (or we pay for shipping of the parts)

If we pre-order and then the device gets delayed or doesn’t get sent out can we cancel for a full refund or are we locked in?

Finally you haven’t said yet about a price so do you have any estimations to give?

Great questions — thanks for raising them!

  • Warranty / returns: That’s exactly what we’re working on right now. Since this is our first device, our current policy is to replace the device entirely if it’s a warranty case. The full list of what qualifies as a warranty case will be published in the upcoming releases. And of course, the standard 14-day return period after delivery applies.
  • Pre-orders: Yes, you’ll always be able to cancel a pre-order and get a full refund if the device gets delayed or if you change your mind — the only thing we unfortunately can’t cover are payment processor fees/commissions.
  • Pricing: Final pricing will be revealed when pre-orders open (planned for November–December). We’re aiming to stay in the same ballpark as other premium interactive strokers, not higher.

Important note: Some conditions may still be adjusted closer to the pre-order launch. We’re doing our best to find the best balance of support, warranty, and post-warranty service, while keeping as much of the hassle off the users as possible.

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any update on this?!!?

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How about an update on this dead in the water project…

Here you go, a title update!

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Haha, thanks bro :stuck_out_tongue:

Please save us from the script connection issues we’ve been experiencing with Deovr on The Handy device—this alone would be a major improvement and service!