The TLDR:
There is a blowjob simulator machine on the market called a Suck-O-Mat 2 that i was using for some time before my Handy arrived. When my Handy arrived i was blown away by the phenomenal torque it had, and realized i should combine the two. i have made several modifications to the set-up, and am confident that it is now approaching its most mind-blowing, so i would like to share.
Over the decades i have spent many thousands upon thousands of pounds on sex stuff, many different things that suck and fuck, that hold you down, do weird stuff to you, fit in places you never expected, and so on and so forth, numerous iterations over the years. This āSuck-O-Handyā combination is without doubt the most interesting and varied toy of them all, even my gorgeous sex dolls are now in extended hibernation.
The Proās:
- Takes your Handy to unimagined new levels!
- Facilitates long extended edging sessions.
- Can be used without an erection.
- An absurd amount of fine-tuning and control is possible with just a couple of inputs.
- Make your own āfillerā whenever you want.
- Analogue control system, no need to configure a PC or headset, āit just worksā¦ā
The Conās:
- Only one size of sleeve so far.
- Suck-O-Mat 2 costs even more than a Handy!
- Some additional noise.
- Not scriptable for the suction (yet), manual fine-tuning is necessary during playtime.
The Hack:
The Suck-O-Mat 2 consists of three main parts, the suction pump, the sleeve, and an airline to connect them. Before the Handy arrived, i would suspend the sleeve from the ceiling (the airline has a sump to prevent backflow of lube to the pump, makes for a good attachment point) using string and some elastic so that the base was level with the base of my cock when lying down, and had the facility to bounce up and down. It would then dance around all night in the most entertaining way, but obviously following a set rhythm, a bit like a Cock Hero style blowjob machine. The pump has different speeds and rhythms, for example.
Itās important to point out that my set-up consists of a Quest 2 and a decent Wi-Fi, my PC is downstairs and iām upstairs. i have absolutely no desire to be switching between VR and PC constantly trying to get some stupid video to wank me off. To me that is a total immersion breaker, i require immersion above all things, so my Suck-O-Handy hack has been designed with that in mind. Not that one couldnāt use it in conjunction with 147+ other toys, itās just not what i do.
The mechanism by which the Suck-O-Mat 2 works is quite fascinating. It actually relies on there being some air in the sleeve, which allows for movement and different levels of suction within the sleeve. Without air in the sleeve, the feeling is a bit like a penis pump, a firm grip. When i was using it without the Handy, i would usually have to use a hand to squeeze the chamber in time with the pump, which produced a decent amount of motion. Once the Handy was connected, that was no longer necessary, but i did run into my first issue. Basically, the design allows a little air into the chamber each time it moves, after a number of movements there might be too much air, and the pressure thatās built up can force you out. This is much more pronounced if the Handy is doing a set of long strokes, and required me to fit a T-valve to the airline so that i could bleed air out when necessary, by squeezing the sleeve manually and closing the valve at the right time. Tricky and immersion breaking, but it worked.
The real advance was to then fit a simple air line valve, aquarium style, to the end of the T-valve, allowing air to pass out of the system, but not into it. When the valve is closed, the device operates normally, a little air can get in via the sleeve, it strokes beautifully, and as long as the Handy is simulating ādeepā strokes it can stay in that manner for quite some time. When the strokes become long, or concentrated at the tip (replicating a blow job, for instance), turning the valve on then allows air to gradually leave the chamber, increasing suction.
That is the Basic 101, in practise it results in a ridiculous number of subtle variations, one can play constantly with the suction, the speed of the Suck-O-Mat pump, the length of the Handyās stroke, all on top of whatever the script is doing. The result is absolutely phenomenal. As a result of the suction, i can stay hard for hours, edging and milking scenarios are an absolute blast, etc. i cannot recommend this device enough.
Pertinent Issues:
We are all biology. And as such, we all operate radically different from each other. What works for me may well not work for you, or mayhap it might work better. i need to outline a couple of points about myself that are relevant.
First, iām old. Ancient. Over nine thousand FIFTY! And i have been masturbating religiously for decades, my wiring is viably different now from when i started. i like having some suction, i donāt suffer from ED, but i do recognize my body is nowhere near as fresh and funky as it used to be. Where the increased stimulation and suction from my hack are good for me, they might be too much for someone else.
Second, i donāt have a biggus dickus, itās a tad under ānormalā size i believe, (12 cm?) and fits perfectly into the sleeve provided. Which is the only size they made. And which try as i might i have not (yet) been able to find a hack for. iāve tried Fleshlights, Tengas, even tried to make my own, the issue is that the original sleeve is actually the perfect design, and any deviation from it is an automatic fail. The sleeve is made from a relatively hard TPE (compared to an onahole, say), and the inside of it is composed of many long nubs, that deform under the internal pressure. This deformation allows the sleeve to maintain constant suction, and also a weird sorta tactile feedback, as the nubs move around. Itās very pleasant! But also unique, however now iām curious if @burningshroom can make something similar if necessary, but longer, for the more endowed.
Other pertinent issue include the price (usually retails for more than a Handy). The extra noise (it does go āthumpa, thumpa, thumpaā all night longā¦) which although obvious, is actually useful to the working of the machine, the slight noises it makes are the feedback by which you can control the finer subtleties. Also, it has a hypnotic beat to it, so itās quite acceptable to me, but it is a thing. You might wanna put a hook in the ceiling, i still use the string and elastic from when i was using it as a stand alone, as it lifts everything clear, and i use it as a cable support for my Handy power supply. And the fact that you DO have to make adjustments might put people off, they might be after an entirely hands-free experience.
Also, i donāt know how it would react when used with a different hands-free set up to my one. i have sculpted a big old heavy DIY bath board to produce something that rests on the bed in front of me, it can move with me if i need it to, or i can move against it if i prefer. i can grip the board with my knees and feet, and play multi axis simulator if i want, itās kinda fun and creative, but it might be influential in the way my Handy-O-Suck delivers, and worth considering as well.
So aye, i hope that helps someone somewhere. Please feel free to ask here or contact me if you have any further questions, if anyone does go mental and buy into this, iād be fascinated to hear a different perspective on the subject, i feel like iāve been trapped in an echo chamber for six monthsā¦!
Thank youā¦!
Enjoyā¦!
Fun
) is some random cheap livestock milker i bought, retailed for approx half the price of the Suck-O-Mat, was UTTERLY useless in comparison, hardly any power, very loud, stupid design, etc. One of the few things i sent back, saw no use for it ever.
I just hope someone might find it helpful.