Howdy there.
This is the first ever review I’ll be doing through my recent affiliation with
Motsutoys (EU) and Onahole(US) . A huge thanks to them for being so helpful in getting me situated for any sort of affiliation, they’re lovely people.
You can find the Slut Angel DX 1200 here for the EU peeps and here for the US peeps
They currently have an ongoing christmas event(and giveaway), where you can collect stamps to gain a discounts and mystery gifts! Ain’t that neat?
Matter of fact, during this time you can use my code RUSE13ANGEL which will give you a 40% discount on all Slut Angel products, as well as a free Oppai mousepad for the USA readers(meaning, only on Onahole)
This review will be in somewhat the same vein as what you can expect from reading one of @Slibowitz 's, though of course I’m sure our presentation and opinions will differ (which is what I’m here for). If you’re interested, you can see his review Here to compare our thoughts!
I will roughly seperate it into these categories, in no particular order of importance:
- First impressions: How the box, presentation and toy look before use.
- Feeling: This includes how the toy feels to the touch and most importantly how good it feels when in use. For the sake of keeping it connected, I’ll also include the cleaning experience in this.
- Device use (if applicable): I only have the Handy 1, so I’ll be sharing how the toy functions with it, if it’s even possible.
A foreword:
- This toy was provided to me, for free, by Motsutoys.
- All of the links in this are affiliate, meaning that if you were to buy something, you’d get to support me for no additional cost to you!
- These reviews are my honest thoughts, last thing I’d want to do is lie and make you waste money.
- So, my experience with it will probably not match your own
- I will not be giving a score/rating. Most reviews do it, yes, but I don’t like rating things with numbers.
Now, let’s get onto the review with: 1 - First Impressions
Right off the start, let me say, I haven’t owned a torso, nor a hip toy. So, this one was a first for me.
Left and right side
Front and back
This box, was very nice. The illustrations were quite enticing, and I’m always a sucker for seeing what the tunnels look like before discovery.
Truth be told, I did not expect the toy to be so weighty, the heaviest toy at my disposal before this was the Lolinco Virgo and this blew it out the water in weight.
Once I opened the box however, I was a little let down. Inside was the toy, yes, which is great. But, it could’ve used a little something more. For what it is, I was really hoping for one of those small sachets of lube, but nope.
Here it is, out of the box, with a 440ml can of beer for scale:
I have to say, it looks fantastic. Genuinely really good. The breasts, while small, are nice with perky nipples.
The curves of the ass are… okay, I guess? Wish it was a little bigger, but it is what it is
The lips and anus themselves are also great, and they look even better when lubed up.
2 - Feeling:
Let’s be honest, it’s what we’re here for, not just to gawk at the thing.
How is it? Oh I’ll tell you, it’s good. Really good. I’ve used the toy 6 times as I’m writing this, 3 times for each tunnel.
But, it is not a one handed affair (at least, for me.)
Let’s talk about the vaginal tunnel first:
I’m average sized and I fit in there quite snugly. Once lubed up, trying to get in is a little of a pain, but not as much as the anal tunnel. (This is what we call foreshadowing).
The length of the tunnel is pleasing, I didn’t find myself wanting more room, or a longer hallway so to speak, to thrust into. The weight of the toy is noticeably useful here, as it makes it feel meaty when in use, allowing you to really plow in there if you want to and also making it sit neatly on your lap.
Each of the zones has got it’s own distinct feel, which is good, but it tends to blur a little after a bit. I will say, this tunnel feels better if you use the toy in a cowgirl position, as the nubs in 4th zone rub perfectly against the tip and frenulum.
I do have to say, however, I wish there was more suction. There is a little towards the end of the tunnel where it’s enough to notice, but not enough to make it really enjoyable, more like a “Oh, I guess it’s there yeah” effect.
That said, this tunnel also gets tighter the further you go in, which makes sense and makes for a pleasurable orgasm experience.
And now, for the anal tunnel:
I’ll be real, I did not enjoy this tunnel as much as the vaginal tunnel. Know what I said about how it’s a little bit of a pain to get inside the vaginal tunnel? Well, here it’s amplified by what feels like 3, which is really displeasing to me. Some may like a struggle for insertion, but I for one am not of that kind.
It’s tight, tighter than the vaginal tunnel by a large margin. But, it’s tight everywhere, it doesn’t start looser and ends tigher, no, it’s just tight all the way.
It is also a little longer than the vaginal tunnel, which kinda ruins it for me. Not because I couldn’t reach the end, but because it makes this tight experience even more overwhelming.
I really could not tell if there was a suction effect, but I’m pretty sure there wasn’t. Or, if there was, it was not noticeable over this assault on my dick.
There wasn’t any preferable position with this tunnel, truth be told. It was tight, or tight, with a side of tight.
The orgasm experience is certainly not enjoyable, to the point I found myself sometimes pulling out just to finish in the vaginal tunnel instead (which is kinda fun).
Overall feel:
It’s really good, I found myself enjoying squeezing the toy as I was using it, playing with the breasts and what have you. You can even do a sort of “mini paizuri” and sandwich your tip between them, if you want.
The crook of the back is comfortable to hold, no risk of slippage there (unless you were to drown it in lube)
Cleaning:
This is the part where I was pleasantly surprised. Normally I hate cleaning toys. This one being my first mini torso and first toy with two tunnels, I was really, really not looking forward to cleaning it.
But, it wasn’t as much as a bother as I thought. Cleaning the vaginal tunnel was fairly simple, it’s malleable enough to be rinsed and scrubbed out eaily. The anal tunnel however, like you may suspect, is more of a pain in the ass to clean (pun intended). It’s tightness makes it hard for a sponge stick, or even your finger to get most of the gunk.
Though with a little perseverance, it’s doable.
Also whether you use both tunnels or only one in a session, water always ends up in both of them, so you always have to clean both.
Then the drying and powdering is uneventful. A good old microfiber towel stick and a drying stick, alongside some maintenance powder, then it’s all good. Easy as that.
3 - Device use:
Yeah, no. You cannot use this with the Handy 1. Big surprise.
4 - Conclusion:
For my first experience with a toy with 2 tunnels and my first experience with a mini torso, I have to say this Slut Angel DX 1200 checked all the boxes for me. It’s meaty, it’s snug, it feels good and looks good to hold. The cleaning is easy. What more could I ask for?
Oh and Merry Christmas everyone! I did not expect to publish this today, since it was supposed to come out tomorrow, but I procrastinated.
