Each made by hand, with love, in the style of the 2010’s music plugins I used to make
[Windows Only, for now…]
Pricing:
Unlimited Free Trial – $0.00
Use any two tools of your choosing, absolutely free for life with no strings attached. Choose carefully!
Full License – $9.99
Access to every tool (and every tool I might add to this pack in future updates) for life, with no strings attached.
Why Windows Only?
The program is 100% ready to ship to Mac OS (with all the same bugs the Windows version surely has…) but in order to compile a program for Mac, you need to have a Mac computer to compile on. I don’t have one! I will need to install a virtual machine on my PC, find a copy of the Mac OS (very legally, fuck you Apple), and compile the code. If you are reading this and you are a Mac user, please comment below that you would like to try my tools. Otherwise, I may not even bother!
Also, hello Linux users. Nice of you to join us. I’m surprised you’re connected to the internet right now! Please comment below your distro of choice and I will laugh at you. If I update this to be easily run on Linux it will be specifically for the HNL distro and that alone.
READ ME: Piracy Policy
Hey thanks for reading this note!
First of all, please do not share the license key you are given when you buy the software. If I learn you have done so I will blacklist you from my payhip and you will never be allowed to buy anything from me again. That means you won’t be able to access my scripts and also you will not be able to update this software if/when I get around to adding more cool features to it… Plus you’re a dick if you do so.
With that out of the way … I have a special place in my heart for software piracy. There is only one license key for this software, and the software itself is not particularly resistant to attempts to get around the free trial. I haven’t made it easy, of course, but it is very doable by people who are only slightly tech savvy.
I do not have any problem with an individual figuring out for themselves how to get around this restriction and unlocking the tool using their brain and the software available on their computer. But again, do not share any keys or information about pirating my software with others. I give express permission for individuals to figure it out for themselves. I hope it teaches you something about software!
Maybe you’ll come back and buy it later! Enjoy.
READ ME: Windows Defender Warning
Heads up! When you launch this program it will warn you that it came from an untrusted source. That’s me, I’m the untrusted source. In order to not have that warning pop up, I would need to purchase a data certification from microsoft for several hundred dollars. I am not a software company. I will not be doing that, ever. Microsoft can eat a bag of dicks. I promise this is not a virus. If I wanted to get someone to download a virus there are much easier ways to go about it than creating all the promotional/informational material you’ll see below.
READ ME: What is this even for? What's the point?
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Turn boring scripts into less boring scripts! There are lots of free (and paid) scripts that are just boring, samey, up and down movement. Each and every one of these tools can take those scripts to a whole new place.
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Create hundreds of variations for each of your favorite scripts. If you have scripts that you absolutely love, but have used them a little too much these tools can breathe new life back into them at the touch of a button. Pick a preset, click go, and enjoy.
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Creativity! If you’re a scripter, these tools might inspire you to create more interesting scripts. Each tool is incredibly customizable, and each has the ability to select a time-range within the script to apply the effect. Want a spring effect 40 seconds into the video? You’ve got it. Want one oscillating pattern on half the video and a different one on the second half? Done.
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Speedy script editing. I am not making any claims that these tools will make fantastic, Patreon-ready scripts at the click of a button. BUT, if you’ve already got a really good, but simple script, you can do things with these tools that would take hours to do by hand. Check out the Elasticator’s spring smoothing preset, or ANY of the Wah-La’s presets and you’ll see exactly what I mean. They are really powerful, and potentially really good if used well!
Examples below capped to 750 speed
HeavyLoad
A gravity simulator built into your funscript! Attempts to make your toy act as if it’s motor is moving something either too heavy or too light, and can add a constant downward drift effect to the script. Great for folks who love bottoming out on their toys! Also there’s a helium balloon preset … guess what that does.
AdrenalineTremor
A unique vibration tool / extra game built into your funscript! Creates a hidden “adrenaline” meter that increases (at a rate you choose) whenever the speed of your script goes over a user-defined threshold and decreases (at a rate you choose) whenever it drops below the speed-limit. As the adrenaline gets higher, a vibration is slowly introduced until it reaches the frequency and amplitude defined by the user. It is great to add a little something extra to slow, edging scripts or to make it feel like your script is building up to a climax even if the speed isn’t increasing.
Maximum tremor from the Build To Vibe preset, no modifications
funBitsBasher
Based on the idea of a Bitcrusher guitar pedal! It generates “low-res / low poly” versions of your funscripts, inspired by pixel art and early video games. Essentially, it takes every movement in your script and turns it into a staircase with a pre-defined number of steps, or distance between steps. This tool is perfect for scripts of videogame porn or anything pixel-art.
PoleRider
Have you ever wondered what it would be like if your dick had a magnet in it? Wonder no more!PoleRider is a magnetic-attraction simulator built into your funscripts. Define a point from 0 to 100 and a range around it. Any points within range of your “magnet” are either drawn in or pushed away! You decide if you just want a magnetic field that points can easily pass through or if you want the magnet to be “sticky.”
Sticky Center Preset, no modifications
Elasticator
Want your toy to act like it is on a spring? Do your scripts need a little bounce? Perhaps you want to add some smooth “suspension” and make it an easier ride. That’s what this tool is all about. It’s a spring simulation tool built into your funscript. Essentially, it pretends that the “point” moving up and down between 0 and 100 in your funscript is a little spring with (user defined) compressability, dampening, and bounciness.
Warning The simulator is a little too good sometimes. You may notice when you have a particularly weak spring (low stiffness) that some desync and weirdness can occur at high speeds. This is because, at certain frequencies of movement, you can match/get-near the “resonance frequency” of the spring you’ve defined. If I programmed this to never happen, we wouldn’t have a spring anymore – so please know a lot of the weirdness of this tool is a feature not a bug :))))))
Wah-Lah
An “oscillating envelope” tool inspired by the Wah pedals/effects in music production! Allows you to take entire scripts and move them in wave patterns! Add swells/pulses to the movement patterns of your scripts. Make HMVs/PMVs/and AI Generated videos more interesting (haha.) Take your funscript and compress/expand it to fit inside any wave pattern you can define. It’s really powerful (and wizard themed!)
Sweeping Wave preset, no modifications
WhipOnMyScripTil-I-Uh-WhipOnMy-Uh
She scrip on my tip… It… It whips on my… uh … Script Till I… She whip on my … Dude there is something fucking there give me a fucking second. FUCK.
It’s a whip. It makes your funscript like a whip. Define a height above which your whip “cracks.” Set a delay (or none), after which your toy will jolt downward with an intensity that you set. Man-in-brown-hat approved. This tool does not have a speed limiter as it make the whipping less fun. Don’t be a pussy, it probably won’t break your machine! Probably!
(My lawyer would like me to inform you that I hold no liability should you break your sextoy using a funscript generated by this tool. You should, uh, “get fucked” in the event that that sort of tragedy happens, he says.)
Heavy Pause & Snap preset, no modification
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