Keon, Fleshlight & Me: I pumped my dough into a hole so your wallet don't have to

The internet has many things, porn, pictures of puppies, and pictures of double D puppies. But review or how-to or before you buy on, in our case, a niche “hobby”? Not exactly. So here is me, someone with more money than sense, gone down on a rabbit hole and come back up for air

  1. For Best Fit and Comfort into Kiiroo Stroker Case, Buy / Use Fleshlight Go:
    Fleshlight Classics are simply too big for Kiiroo stroker case. FL Classic is 3.5" at its widest, Kiiroo around 3", and FL Go a bit under 3".
    FL Go may seem too small to fit into a Kiiroo case at first glance, but worry not, once you nestle the paper towel ring (see point 3), and with your business end inserted, the sleeve will be secured in place.
    But what about my girth, you ask? Your FL Classic that can handle your girth in its own case will probably get squeezed and compressed in Kiiroo, cancelling out the girth room. Pressing F for your chode.

  2. Buy “KIIROO Keon Empty Case – Compatible with Fleshlight Male Masturbator and Other Popular Strokers” Only IF you don’t already have a Kiiroo case:
    There is no magic that makes it “compatible” with FL. The “empty case” is not made wider to fit FL Classics, it cannot be. The slot on Keon fundamentally limits the width of the case. Not the lip / ring either.
    Who knew soft, squishy things can be compressed and squeezed. It will be just as accurate to describe the case as compatible with hot oatmeal.
    Disclaimer: I don’t have this “Empty Case”, but, from the measurements I have found, it seems to be the exact same width as its Feel Strokers, which I do have. However, It is longer.

  3. Forget about the Lip / Ring, Use Paper Towels:
    While the lip / ring protects the sleeves from rubbing off violently against the wall, it also uncomfortably tightens the entrance of the sleeves. Making a lip out of paper towels will prevent rubbing sans the tightness.
    Have you ever cooked with a silicone spatula, and noticed how good it is at scraping liquid, oil and sauces? A tight entrance does that to the lube on the shaft, and it really doesn’t care about how much and often you reapply.
    The lip / ring + empty case is Kiiroo’s way of profiting off of their own oversight. The slot on Keon leaves no room to account for volume displacement, aka sleeves expanded by dick, even with their own strokers. And now they sell you a “fix”. Archimedes be jerking furiously in his bathtub with all that gold.

In conclusion, RIP to my wallet for all the Kiiroo sleeves that I bought one after another broke on me after moderate use before realising its poor quality, and happy anniversary to my FL which is a tank. Happy jerking, mates!

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