- Open drawer.
- Take out Keon and sleeve warmer.
- What sleeve to pick? This one.
- Did it dry properly? Eh. Kinda…
- Take Sleeve out of case.
- Check for mold. Lucky me.
- Dry off inside.
- Redust with Talcum.
- Lube it up.
- Put it on the sleeve warmer.
- Wait where did I put my charger brick uhhhhh… there it is.
- You know what? I’ll go all out today. Grab Powerblow.
- Ugh… I forgot that stuff… Take out Sleeve.
- Rummage in Drawer and grab Powerblow compatible case.
- Put Sleeve in there.
- Screw Powerblow onto Sleeve.
- Stick sleeve on the sleeve warmer.
- Shit. Did that piece of shit Keon even charge properly? … Let it run for 20 seconds. No police lights pls? UGH… Fuuuuuck!
18.1 resist urge to throw overpriced piece of tech against the wall. - Take out the neck strap from the Keon, because the fucking charging port is there!?
- Look for a MicroUSB cable… Who the fuck still has a MicroUSB cable… There it is.
20.1 No wait wrong way, the thinner side of the port is on the bottom. Why did they make it like this. Whyyyy?! - Plug Keon into PC cause I don’t wanna look for another charger brick. It’ll load while I choose a vid.
- Browse EroScripts… Okay. I guess there’s like 5? videos with .suck scripts that I would watch. It’s something at least.
- Download way too large video and tiny script. At least the Keon is charging…
- Intiface has no Powerblow support. … Okay. Fine. Open Firefox.
- Firefox won’t pair. OKAY! FINE! Open Chrome. (Literally only have it for this singular use case. Fuck Chrome.)
- Thank Satan, PowerBlow is still in the session in XToys. Load the script folder.
- Pair Powerblow to XToys.
- Check sleeve. Too hot/cold.
- Let it cool down/warm up again.
- Open Video Player and the Video.
- Open Intiface and start server.
- Unplug Keon and pair it to Intiface.
- Open MultiFunPlayer. Connect to Video Player and to Intiface.
- Hook Case into Keon.
- Put neck strap back in so I don’t drop it and it instantly breaks. (Fuck Kiiroo, but also more chill like that.)
- Adjust Strap.
- Finally get comfy!
- Play Video, okay works. Pause. Skip to end of video.
- That thing needs way more lube! Lube more.
- Press play on .suck script in XToys, precisely when video restarts in Video player.
- No wait. Try again. There it is.
Finally! After like one hour of prep! - Cum in about 10 seconds, because I’ve been edging to other vids while prepping.
- Grab a drink. Take a piss… okay maybe later.
- Wait for refractory period to end…
- Try again and actually enjoy it!
- Cleanup time… Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Close 8 windows.
- Disassemble Keon/Powerblow/Fleshlight Amalgam.
- Rinse case and wash sleeve.
48.1 Question life choices. - Dry it all off and apply the powder.
- Put it all back in the drawer.
It’s really that simple!!!