VacuGlide 2 Review: Endgame Suction Machine That Desperately Needs EroScripts

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Just dropped a full written review of the VacuGlide 2: and this thing feels like the first serious contender in the “scriptable machine” space since The Handy… but it needs this forum to really wake it up.

:link: Full review:

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Short version for scripters

VacuGlide 2 is a 14-pound vacuum milker, not a simple piston. The stroke comes from air pressure and a valve system, not a rail dragging a sleeve. It already does:

  • 20 speeds, including stupidly slow edging speeds
  • Built-in “Experiences” that change speed and play with the valve
  • Autopilot that actually edges well on its own
  • Web control, AI companion, partner links, video sync, firmware updates

Hardware-wise, it’s absolutely ready to be “that” machine in the ecosystem.

Why EroScripts Should Care

Right now, there’s a big gap:

  • Most existing funscripts only speak position/speed for piston toys.
  • VacuGlide 2 also has a valve / suction dimension that makes a huge difference in feel.
  • The built-in modes use that valve to tighten, loosen, shorten, and lengthen the stroke.
  • Third-party tools and script formats don’t really know this machine exists yet.

On paper, things like FapTap / SyncMo + VacuGlide 2 should be pure chaos in the best way.
In reality today: they do not work reliably with the VacuGlide 2. The ecosystem clearly wants to go there, but it’s not there yet.

So at the moment, the best experiences still come from:

  • VacuGlide’s own “Experiences”
  • Its AI Autopilot
  • Some creative positioning + the black seal + better sleeves

Which is great for users… but leaves a ton of scripting potential on the table.

What This Crowd Could Do With It

This is basically a call-to-arms for people who like breaking formats and tools in fun ways:

  • Script formats: Extend or experiment with funscript-style standards that can express valve logic / suction states, not just up/down.
  • Players & tools: Add VacuGlide-aware profiles that understand it isn’t a piston and can at least map intensity in a smarter way.
  • Future integrations: Once the connection layer is more stable, build proper “VacuGlide mode” support into your favorite players so it’s not just pretending to be a basic stroker.
  • Talk with their Developers: Show them our support so they open up their API more than it already is!

The hardware is already in the “endgame machine” category. What’s missing is the glue this community usually supplies: smart standards, clever tooling, and scripts that actually use what the device can do instead of treating it like a dumb on/off motor.

Once the world gets their hands on this and the third-party sites and scripters pull it all apart, this is poised to be the best sex toy to hit the market since The Handy.

If you’re curious about the feel, the valve behavior, the accessories, or edge-case stuff like long sessions, there’s a very detailed breakdown in the review, plus a VacuGlide 1 vs 2 comparison chart.

:link: Full review: VacuGlide 2: The Smartest Machine to Ever Suck You Off - Crafting Worlds (ZERO Affiliate Links)

And if anyone here starts experimenting with VacuGlide-specific scripting, integration, or tooling and wants real-world testing feedback, very happy to help poke at it and report back.

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I actually ordered one a few weeks ago. Waiting for it to ship out and deliver. I definitely plan on experimenting with funscripts as I can see a huge potential with this device.

Same with the Edge-o-matic. Takes a bit of tuning and a good mind space. Once dialed in; the EOM is just awfully cruel, period. Has so much potential to integrate with funscripts.

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100%

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The community knows about it, it’s $1000 USD, that why barely anyone is specifically developing for it or talking about it. That’s more than a 6-axis stroker.

I’m sure most people would love to have one but a $1000 usd is a steep asking price. Multi-axis is popular but scripts for specifically that format are also rare due to difficulty and lower install base. Basically the handful of people with the device would be the only people who could even think of making scripts for it. And god knows our pool of scripters are low, how many of them would also have this device.

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I mean I guess you don’t have to pay for it when ya meet the right “person”..

=D

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Now I need to sell my vacuglide 1 to offset the cost. I knew I should have waited for interactivity.

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…i was about to ping you, but you beat me to it. i didn’t realise they’d made a V2 model, i better understand your enthusiasm. Looks like they’ve reinvented the V2K actually, dragged it into the current decade. Nice one, i didn’t realise it was so advanced. xD

@Tristan …read your review, very in depth, tyvm. i’ve been banging on about scriptable suction for years, and yes, the big issue is getting the valve coded. Can i clarify, how does the machine handle scripts? i assume it’s converting to a vibrator type speed control script, so the cylinder moves faster or slower, depending on the script intensity? If some clever fucker (not me, i just spout bollocks…) could figure out a way to translate the positional data into code for the valve, then you might have a working solution. Be much easier to have a ‘translator’ program than expect people to code specifically for the suction machine. In fact, i’d be surprised if anyone wants to code specifically for it, other than for the xp. Too expensive, and too small a pool of users (so far), this has been my experience with suction and funscripts over the years. But if you can just use the existing positional data, job done.

You’d still need to adjust for stroke length parameters, but that’s normal.

Incidentally, i’ve spent years playing with the valves on my suction machines over the years, it’s so second nature i don’t even think about it, it’s just an extension of me by now, like a musical instrument. But yea, proper hands free is the Holy Grail.

Good luck…!

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I got mine 2 weeks ago and I agree that the product and performance is great but the scripting department is lacking. I give it a few more months before people will catch on. I am sure Brian will get the ball rolling by June 2026. It totally beats the handy 2 imo

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Brian doesn’t mess around!

The fact that Funscripts already work without modifications are a testament to that. Just gotta figure out how to speak the 1’s and 0’s to him sometimes haha.

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Soo that all sounds amazing, I have one explicit question though. I tend to get overstimulated quickly which can kinda ruin the session for me and makes it hard for me to always enjoy the handy. Sometimes I just come very fast and unexpectedly, a ‘problem’ I don’t have in real life interestingly enough, sometimes I just get overstimulated before reaching orgasm and then it’s hard to get into the pleasure again. Therefore I am using the smoothest sleeves I can find in the hopes to get a decent session every once in a while, which at least kinda works. However, I feel like especially during orgasm, but also kinda in general, the handy feels a bit harsh and mechanical.

I’d love to find something that feels less like violently rubbing a rubber texture and more “comfortable” and sensitive. How do the sleeves on the Vacuglide feel, is it a disctinct difference to just using normal sleeves, just because of the way it works alone?

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Yes, it’s a distinct difference. I’m not a huge fan of the ribbed standard sleeve but even then I didn’t have a sensitivity issue and I have the same issue as you with a handy. I much prefer the smooth latex and the action feels different despite going up and down like the handy. This thing pushes you out then sucks you in. I’d say the sensation feels like a really wet mouth sucking you deep. The latex is pretty thin and it deforms around you, I suggest going to their site and watching videos.

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Get the latex sleeve add one. They will change the experience. I actually mention them in the full article. Also show pictures side by side. I agree the handy can numb you. This will milk you. Doesn’t matter what you feel ahah.

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It heavily depends on the user which sleeve is better. I have a tremblr and i can tell you i will go for silicone over latex, latex just doesnt provide enough stimulation.

And unlike the vacuglide, the tremblr has a lot more control on its speed. Combine it with the tremble-me-not addon, and you can make it even smarter than the vacuglide.

But it realy mostly comes down to price which of the 2 is better, taxes can realy make the price diffirence as a vacuglide with import costs in europe can go well towards €1300. While a tremblr without is closer to €800 as its already in europe. Yet at the same time, the tremblr in the us also goes above $1000.

Intensity wise, if its about pure stroke power, both these devices cant realy beat a handy2, its realy about the suction where these shine. And luckily, at least the receiver and some other parts are compatible between each other. Something that with a v2k is not the case without some special parts

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Oh absolutely, sleeve preference is super personal. Silicone gives more direct punch, latex is more about that stretchy, vacuum cling, and being the gentle mouth sensation.

For the guy I was talking about though, latex is pretty much the perfect fit for what he wants: not to go numb or pop too soon.

These types of machines are not about beating strokers, this is about the simple “When you are done getting that Handy… come let me SUCK YOU OFF”.

Not many things here is beating a Handy 2 in raw stroke power. But where they do shine is the suction game and the way they wrap you, not in arm wrestling a stroker. I am not too familiar with the one you mentioned

Two very different machines built to do things differently. The addition of motion and suction detection for visuals though is truly mind blowing and adds many layers to the system. I trust the mechanics of this device too and their warranties. They also have a great relationship with websites like Sex Like Real, multiple private porn stars and others when the porn underground police come… ughh… hate this timeline. Cause very soon sites like FapTap and those who don’t license are gonna get targeted with this facial shit and the like. They work very close to make sure it is all above board. MIND YOU I LOVE DIY. So this is just a different opinion for sake of it.

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Tbh, i would also refuse to buy the vacuglide because of the company behind it. They use some very ugly marketing in order to promote their device as superior, while in this case it simply isnt. Its very limited in its speeds (10 vs 255), its sync is horrible (its at most a speed sync, which a simply bluetooth connection can also achieve - which the tremblr has).

And not to mention they have lied several times blatantly about a device. What they call AI is a pure randomizer. Not even machine learned or anything, its just pure random. There is no detection or anything in it.

Half of their devices were extremely underpowered and highly overpriced. And it just tells me they realy dont care about going for effect. They here just looked at other devices, copied its system, and added their usual visual indicator.

There is realy nothing that makes this device any more special.

And as a last feature: a tremblr is almost fully repairable (only if the piston breaks you cant realy do much here), something the autoblow needs to prove first (and i suspect it wont be possible)

This is for me enough of a reason to avoid autoblow as company. They have lost my trust ages ago.

But the only reason why autoblow can end up being better, is due to taxes. As both devices perform equaly (there isnt much to improve to the basic system, except some finetuning tweaks or mods - something the tremblr is only slightly better), the real diffirence is just price. Depending on whether you live in the EU or US has a massive influence on its costs. In the EU the tremblr is far more likely to be cheaper by several hundreds of euros, yet in the US the autoblow can be cheaper by an equal amount. The slighty more control of the tremblr isnt worth paying $300 extra for.

In the end, money is a huge factor to consider if a device is worth it. And both are that close, regardless of autoblow being a shit company, if its a lot cheaper, i would probably still go for it. But that is with the knowledge that all their extra blabla is marketing trash. I use it for its most basic feature, and that feature only then. But for $100 diffirence, i would avoid autoblow

But on a last note, if you truly want the premium experience, with a true premium price: serious kit. Thats a whole new level of quality sucking. It can do true milking, and even combine estim in it. But yeah, expect double the costs.

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Hi, I don’t reguarly comment here but thought I’d jump in with how to script for this: VACUGLIDE SCRIPT DEMO - Google Sheets

That’s a google doc link of how it works. We posted this on reddit to our community for guys to develop their own stroking routines that we can add into the web app since although the device only has 30 available slots to load modes, we can have as many extra modes as we want to load onto it from inside the web app. I think our limit is 2 hours, but I have to double check on that.

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@someonerandom I think your misplaced anger is clouding your understanding of the fact that there’s a huge new feature set of what comes with VacuGlide 2. I made a video about it here:

The only online feature that tremblr has is remote control, where as that’s like 2% of what VacuGlide 2’s online features are, which includes a huge free video sync library, compatibility with SLR, and other stuff like downloadable new modes.

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That’s good to hear, as I just purchased mine. I’m hoping the integration is as simple as the handy for SLR. Put in your token code and let it do its thing. Is that the case? If not I hope that’s the goal.

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Wait how much you could built yourself a ssr1 for it and probably get quest 3 or steam frame for that but about this steam frame im not 100% sure

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Just got mine aswell and thinking about getting into scripting specifically for it.