$50 max!? Ultimate self bondage, DIY, cheap, safe, instructions

[Kumon]

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So, I think I can see how a suction system would work. With the cheap-ass I am, Finding vacuum pumps online is dirt cheap ($20). For example https://german.alibaba.com/product-detail/VN-C1-12V-24V-Single-Head-1600606455751.html.

You probably can DIY one and attach it to your closed and sleeve easily like that. With a timer based relay you can also control the sucktion frequency and a t-valve to let air out on the downwards stroke!

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Thank you for the follow-up! I will incorporate it to OP!

@InfiniteMum

i’d suggest a mains powered mag lock

I am trying to keep everythig cheap. Unfortunately mag lock is not cheap, which is why I intentionally did not suggest it. Traditional timer based locks should not fail at all anyways, you just need one. The key is to have safeguards, more than one is suggested, as long as they are guarded by sacrifices.

@InfiniteMum

You can also use a proper ice lock, very safe because it will always open eventually, but a pain in the butt, cos you need to work out tensioning

Yes! This was also what I considered in my post. You can probably use a sock or something and tie a knot that only releases when the ice melts, its a bit messier but free and could also work quite well.

@InfiniteMum

I’d stay well away from the cheap timer locks, i’ve heard some horror stories of them not opening, or getting snagged on themselves. That’s why i suggest mains mag and mech timers, it’s got redundancy in spades. i just can’t bring myself to trust anything i don’t know is gonna open, 100%.

That sounds important. Could you link some of those reports. I think it is important to attach them to the post, due to their relevancy. I don’t think timer locks should be unsafe. They probably internally operate similarly to mag locks, basically once power is lost, they open up. Once again, failsafes should be in place, ultimately, last resort, you gotta call a buddy (or ambulance).

@InfiniteMum

Lots of practise, lots of time to fine tune your set-up, it’s all good, builds anticipation. Cos if you fuck up, you really fuck up, worst case scenario is actually earning a Darwin award, so it goes without saying, test, test, and test again. And have back up. Maybe arrange a visit from a mate with a key the next morning, if you’re going for a fully unbreakable scenario? Embarrassing, but better than the unthinkable.

Absolutely! I don’t like to stress this too much, because it does really sound scarry and cumbersome to be 100% safe. Anything can go wrong, fire, a plane could hit your home. That said, setup failsafes. For the lock I’d say, setting up a sacrifice works, for a technical failure, you’d need other assistance, e.g. calling a friend or similar (Hands free possibilites exist like Google Assistant or Siri, or scheduled messages, and so on).

@InfiniteMum

You can also go for safety scissors to hand (on a rope, so you can’t lose them), with appropriate bindings. Again, tricky to use, so you’re not gonna just ‘bust out’ on a whim (you gotta pull that rope up one-handed), but good to have multiple points of failure covered.

This breaks immersion. You should not be able to free yourself without sacrifice at all times. Getting embarassed is an ultimate sacrifice if technical failure is in place, otherwise the proposed sacrifice works.

@InfiniteMum

Peristaltic pump is an excellent idea or the lube, btw. ilike suction devices myself,

I think too! Assembling them can get finniky, but I think with wood, hammer and nails you can build yourself a nice setup! I am wondering, how do you integrate a suction device next to a stroker? (I checked your profile, found my answer! How to Hack a 'Suck-O-Mat 2' (EU) or 'Hummer 2.0' (US) to give Full Controllable Suction for your Handy) After all the stroker is probably the one element you do not want to miss out. Accidentally slipping out would be fatal, you shouldn’t be able to escape after all, if it happens, it happens I guess.