That was the best joke ever… 
It takes a while to get into VAM but it quite nice in between or if you have some time to play with it a little bit. IMO the best combi is with @Yoooi 's tools and plugins:
- https://discuss.eroscripts.com/t/multifunplayer-v1-20-2-multi-axis-funscript-player-now-with-slr-support/23006
- https://github.com/Yoooi0/BusDriver
With the MultiFunPlayer you control your toy e.g OSR (or Handy should be possible over buttplug) and the model in VAM. The BusDriver basically maps the funscript to the movement of the VAM model. I havn’t tested the last updates regarding the BusDriver/MultiFunPlayer combo but it should do the trick…
I hadn’t so much success using other plugins, which are directly controlling your toy (OSR or Launch). This works best if your scene supports such toys.
That is at least my experience and conclusion. Is funny…makes fun but you need time to get into it.